Tuesday, 10 May 2016

Welcome to my virtual English class


ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS LANGUAGE

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in .
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
and a guinea pig is neither from nor is it a pig.